A woman was out golfing one day and she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for her ball and came across a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you free me I will grant you three wishes".

The woman freed the frog and the frog said "Thank you but I forgot to mention the conditions of the wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

"Thats okay", replied the woman.

For her first wish, she wished to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,"You do realise that this will make your husband the most handsome man in the world. An Adonis whom women will flock to!"

The woman replied "That's okay because I will be the most beautiful woman in the world and he will only have eyes for me"

So....KAZAAM, the frog granted the wish and she became the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wished to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said "This will make your husband the richest man in the world. He will be ten times richer than you!"

The woman replied "Thats okay because whats mine is his and whats his is mine"

So.........KAZAAM, the frog granted her wish and she became the richest woman in the world.

The frog then enquired about her third wish.

"I'd like a mild heart attack"

Moral of the story...........Women are clever, Dont mess with them!

*Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop reading and continue feeling good.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wifes.

Moral of the story : Women think they are smart. Let them continue to feel that way and lets just enjoy the show !!

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